You survived the sesh—now wear the badge of honor. This tee brings humor, chill vibes, and serious comfort to your rotation. Perfect for the veteran stoner or anyone who's ever been taken down by a heavy-hitting blunt.
Product Features:
🎯 Bold “Blunt Force Trauma Survivor” print for peak stoner humor
🌿 Soft, breathable cotton for maximum chill
😎 Relaxed fit – perfect for lounging, lighting up, or both
💨 Great conversation starter (or post-sesh nap shirt)
📅 Ideal for 4/20, sesh nights, or just vibing daily
Material Features:
🧵 Shoulder tape adds extra durability for long-lasting wear
♻️ Seamless construction = less fabric waste, more comfort
🔄 Ribbed collar keeps its shape, even after many washes
🎨 Available in multiple colors and blends to match your vibe
✅ Made with 100% ethically sourced US cotton – safe, soft, solid
Care Instructions:
🚫 No bleach (unless it’s non-chlorine)
🔥 Don’t iron or dry clean – it’s not that fancy
🧼 Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F max)
🌬️ Tumble dry on low heat to keep it looking fresh
